Post by BoiWitdaToyz on Oct 12, 2005 6:47:34 GMT -5
A memorable first date !!!
> This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was
>on
> the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find
>the
> most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner
>described
> her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as
>to
> why her tale took the prize!
>
> She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy
>had
> taken her skiing in the mountains outside of Salt Lake City, Utah.
>It
> was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and
>truly
> had never met before.
>
> The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed
>home
> late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when
>she
> gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra
>latte
> coffee.
>
> They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in
>the
> middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which
>she
> did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow
> going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop
>and
> let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his
>car.
>
> They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
> pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good
>footing so
> she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
>
> Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
> indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she
>could
> think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing
> nature of the situation.
>
> Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
>As
> she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her
>buttocks
> were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues
>frozen
> to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to
>disengage
> her flesh from the icy metal.
>
> It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the
> extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humour of
>the
> moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so
>long"
> with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need
>of
> some assistance!"
>
> He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
>sweater
> and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
> laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
> compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
>
> Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
>with
> a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her
> chilly! cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
>
> Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
> place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her
> free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded
>to
> unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
>
> As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show
>Prize
> hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down."
>
> And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment
>..
>
> "This gives a whole new meaning to being 'pissed off.' "
> This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was
>on
> the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find
>the
> most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner
>described
> her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as
>to
> why her tale took the prize!
>
> She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy
>had
> taken her skiing in the mountains outside of Salt Lake City, Utah.
>It
> was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and
>truly
> had never met before.
>
> The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed
>home
> late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when
>she
> gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra
>latte
> coffee.
>
> They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in
>the
> middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which
>she
> did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow
> going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop
>and
> let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his
>car.
>
> They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
> pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good
>footing so
> she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
>
> Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
> indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she
>could
> think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing
> nature of the situation.
>
> Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
>As
> she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her
>buttocks
> were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues
>frozen
> to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to
>disengage
> her flesh from the icy metal.
>
> It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the
> extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humour of
>the
> moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so
>long"
> with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need
>of
> some assistance!"
>
> He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
>sweater
> and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
> laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
> compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
>
> Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
>with
> a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her
> chilly! cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
>
> Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
> place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her
> free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded
>to
> unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
>
> As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show
>Prize
> hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down."
>
> And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment
>..
>
> "This gives a whole new meaning to being 'pissed off.' "