Post by BoiWitdaToyz on Oct 12, 2005 6:38:46 GMT -5
> >Subject: Useful Work phrases
> >
> >Useful Work Phrases
> >1) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
> >view.
> >2) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
> >3) I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
>pronounce.
> >4) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
> >5) I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
> >6) I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
> >7) What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
> >8) I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
> >9) I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
> >10) I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
> >11) It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
> >12) Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
> >13) No, my powers can only be used for good.
> >14) How about never? Is never good for you?
> >15) I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship
>me.
> >16) You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
> >17) I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
> >18) I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
> >19) I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
> >20) Who me? I just wander from room to room.
> >21) My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
> >22) It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm
> >really quite busy.
> >23) At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
> >24) You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
> >25) I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
> >public.
> >26) Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the
> >subject.
> >27) Ahhh... I see the f**k-up fairy has visited us again...
> >28) It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
> >29) I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
> >
> >Useful Work Phrases
> >1) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
> >view.
> >2) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
> >3) I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
>pronounce.
> >4) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
> >5) I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
> >6) I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
> >7) What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
> >8) I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
> >9) I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
> >10) I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
> >11) It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
> >12) Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
> >13) No, my powers can only be used for good.
> >14) How about never? Is never good for you?
> >15) I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship
>me.
> >16) You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
> >17) I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
> >18) I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
> >19) I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
> >20) Who me? I just wander from room to room.
> >21) My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
> >22) It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm
> >really quite busy.
> >23) At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
> >24) You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
> >25) I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
> >public.
> >26) Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the
> >subject.
> >27) Ahhh... I see the f**k-up fairy has visited us again...
> >28) It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
> >29) I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.