Post by BoiWitdaToyz on Oct 4, 2005 12:15:23 GMT -5
Black Panties
>>> > >
>>> > > Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten
>>>out
>>> > > of her mourning stage.
>>> > >
>>> > > Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back
>>>into
>>> > > the world.
>>> > >
>>> > > Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
>>> > >
>>> > > Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to
>>>meet.
>>> > >
>>> > > Well, it was an immediate hit.
>>> > >
>>> > > They took to one another
>>>and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to
>>> > > join him for a weekend in the Catskills.
>>> > >
>>> > > Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stood
>>>nude
>>> > > except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his birthday suit.
>>> > >
>>> > > Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?"
>>> > > She replies:"My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore,
>>>but
>>> > > down there I am still in mourning."
>>> > >
>>> > > He knows he's not getting lucky that night.
>>> > >
>>> > > The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the
>>> > > black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit ...except that he
>>>is
>>> > > wearing a black condom.
>>> > >
>>> > > She looks at him and asks: "What's with this ... a black condom?"
>>> > >
>>> > > He
>>>replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
>>> > >
>>> > > Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten
>>>out
>>> > > of her mourning stage.
>>> > >
>>> > > Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back
>>>into
>>> > > the world.
>>> > >
>>> > > Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
>>> > >
>>> > > Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to
>>>meet.
>>> > >
>>> > > Well, it was an immediate hit.
>>> > >
>>> > > They took to one another
>>>and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to
>>> > > join him for a weekend in the Catskills.
>>> > >
>>> > > Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stood
>>>nude
>>> > > except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his birthday suit.
>>> > >
>>> > > Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?"
>>> > > She replies:"My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore,
>>>but
>>> > > down there I am still in mourning."
>>> > >
>>> > > He knows he's not getting lucky that night.
>>> > >
>>> > > The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the
>>> > > black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit ...except that he
>>>is
>>> > > wearing a black condom.
>>> > >
>>> > > She looks at him and asks: "What's with this ... a black condom?"
>>> > >
>>> > > He
>>>replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
